Wankstibation noun
The Wankstibation is a monotheistic religion, inculding solo, mutual and BDSM branches; founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi', is the belive that Megan
Fox is the supreme, omnipotent,
omni-erotic deity. The religion involves the practice of masterbation as the primary
mean of worship. The religion promotes being in touch with ones animal instincts and to satisfy
basic sexual urges. To belong to the religion makes you a Wanksibator. Wankstabators rely on, including but not limited to: Pornography, Hentai and Atreyu for guidance in day to day life. religious holidays include:
Masturbate-a-thon and wank week and
Masturbate (Month May) the religion may be based on tantric sex.
There are several branches of Wankstibation all united under Megan
Fox.
Megan
Fox is a force of tremdous good, however like most religion there is an evil that comes in the form of the Anti-Wankster - Justin Beiber. Some believe him to be the devil himself, others belive he is just a squeaky voiced teen.
1. The Wankstibation religion including all of the Branches.
2. Wankstibators' belief.
3. The state of being a Wankstibator.
4. a Religion founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi'
Examples
Tim: you going to the pub
later?
Wanksibator: Nah I have praying to be doing.
Tim: See you in work next week.
Wanksibator: I'm not in next week, it's Wank week.
A Wanksibators religion involves worshipping Megan
Fox and accepting inner
animal instincts.
