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Wankstabate

Just like wank and masturbate. Just the two words added together. Commonly used by chavs or people who cant say masturbater and aren't allowed to say wank.
Mum: What are you doing in the bathroom son?
Son: Err, I'm wankstabateing...
by Sam-Me February 7, 2007
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Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.
'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'
by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011
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wanksturbate

Formed by combining the two words 'wank' and 'masturbate.'; The same meaning as masturbate.
Tom's wife doesn't have sex with him very often, but he always finds time alone to wanksterbate.
by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005
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Wankstibation

Wankstibation noun
The Wankstibation is a monotheistic religion, inculding solo, mutual and BDSM branches; founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi', is the belive that Megan Fox is the supreme, omnipotent,

omni-erotic deity. The religion involves the practice of masterbation as the primary mean of worship. The religion promotes being in touch with ones animal instincts and to satisfy basic sexual urges. To belong to the religion makes you a Wanksibator. Wankstabators rely on, including but not limited to: Pornography, Hentai and Atreyu for guidance in day to day life. religious holidays include: Masturbate-a-thon and wank week and Masturbate (Month May) the religion may be based on tantric sex.

There are several branches of Wankstibation all united under Megan Fox.
Megan Fox is a force of tremdous good, however like most religion there is an evil that comes in the form of the Anti-Wankster - Justin Beiber. Some believe him to be the devil himself, others belive he is just a squeaky voiced teen.
1. The Wankstibation religion including all of the Branches.
2. Wankstibators' belief.
3. The state of being a Wankstibator.
4. a Religion founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi'

Examples
Tim: you going to the pub later?
Wanksibator: Nah I have praying to be doing.

Tim: See you in work next week.
Wanksibator: I'm not in next week, it's Wank week.

A Wanksibators religion involves worshipping Megan Fox and accepting inner animal instincts.
by 95SH June 10, 2010
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wankstabating

"Duane was caught wankstabating with the duke."
by Scott Chase February 10, 2007
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