Wankstibation noun
The Wankstibation is a monotheistic
religion, inculding solo, mutual and BDSM branches; founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi', is the belive that Megan Fox is the supreme, omnipotent,
omni-erotic deity. The
religion involves the practice of masterbation as the primary mean of worship. The
religion promotes being in touch with ones animal instincts and to satisfy basic sexual urges. To belong to the
religion makes you a Wanksibator. Wankstabators rely on, including but not limited to: Pornography, Hentai and Atreyu for guidance in day to day
life. religious holidays include: Masturbate-a-thon and wank week and Masturbate (Month May) the religion may be based on tantric sex.
There are several branches of Wankstibation all united under Megan Fox.
Megan Fox is a force of tremdous good, however
like most religion there is an evil that comes in the form of the Anti-Wankster - Justin Beiber. Some believe him to be the devil himself, others belive he is just a squeaky voiced teen.
1. The Wankstibation
religion including all of the Branches.
2. Wankstibators' belief.
3. The state of being a Wankstibator.
4. a
Religion founded on the teachings of the messiahs 'Alex Haribo' and Master 'M.C. Koi'
Examples
Tim: you going to the pub later?
Wanksibator: Nah I have praying to be doing.
Tim: See you in work next week.
Wanksibator: I'm not in next week, it's Wank week.
A Wanksibators
religion involves worshipping Megan Fox and accepting inner animal instincts.
