stalking

Is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

Jenna had no Idea I was stalking her during her two mile walk along the beach yesterday.

by Joey campana January 20, 2013

stalking

When two people in love go for a nice long walk.
Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed.

Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out.
Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love!
Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck?

by I Learn Things From Bunnies November 4, 2009

stalking

A show of one's devotion.

Some call it stalking. I call it love.

by Gemini Twin #2 December 18, 2005

stalking

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.

"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."

by bigtones March 22, 2007

stalking

when no just isn't enough

inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

stalking

How to show that you really love her

When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."

by mandingoh April 25, 2006

stalking

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.

1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*

by billygoatofdoom(again) July 7, 2011