Wacksturbate 

Synonym of masturbate

I've been wacksturbating like a fucking amish boy!

Wacksturbate by Nord March 23, 2004

whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

Wangsturbate 

A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.

I'm gonna wangsturbate furiously to dat pic!1111 WHOAMG!111a!

Wangsturbate by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004

worksturbate

To work all by yourself.

Poor guy, he has to worksturbate today.

worksturbate by sinisterbabysitter February 22, 2008

Jacksturbate 

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D

Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...

Jacksturbate by JoeManX June 2, 2009

waynsturbate 

The act of hiking a mountain naked and masturbating at the top.

My buddy waynsturbated on every mountain within view of Anchorage.

waynsturbate by Waynker November 3, 2023

Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.

'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'

Wanksturbate by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011