Wacksturbate
Wacksturbate by Nord March 23, 2004
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whacksturbate
A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006
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Wangsturbate
A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.
Wangsturbate by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004
Jacksturbate
The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D
Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...
Jacksturbate by JoeManX June 2, 2009
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