Kid to anothr kid: holy shit! look at his arm
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
by jjtheblack October 1, 2011
by Jack Balls May 11, 2004
Male masturbation; a man rapidly and repeatedly rubs his hand up and down his dick until he hits orgasm.
Done when horny, when porn is plentiful, or to get rid of a boner in class.
Done when horny, when porn is plentiful, or to get rid of a boner in class.
Jason had a huge boner in science class, so he ran to the bathroom. But there were a whole bunch of other kids with their pants and boxers around their ankles and their dicks in their hands, masturbating furiously.
There were three guys at each of the urinals, one on each toilet and two more standing in front of each. There was another pair at each of the two sinks, and at least fifteen spread out across the floor. They all groaned as they shot their loads across the room.
"It's a jack off epidemic!" Jason stood wide-eyed as his dick stretched hard against the fabric. He quickly dropped his jeans and plaid boxers and began to jack himself off in the doorway.
More guys pushed against him, trying to get some privacy to jack off in. He felt three dicks strain against his back.
He felt his dick grow larger and larger as more guys pressed against his ass.
Then he woke up. He looked down at the puddle of sperm in his hand, then quickly pulled his boxers back up and laid down to sleep.
There were three guys at each of the urinals, one on each toilet and two more standing in front of each. There was another pair at each of the two sinks, and at least fifteen spread out across the floor. They all groaned as they shot their loads across the room.
"It's a jack off epidemic!" Jason stood wide-eyed as his dick stretched hard against the fabric. He quickly dropped his jeans and plaid boxers and began to jack himself off in the doorway.
More guys pushed against him, trying to get some privacy to jack off in. He felt three dicks strain against his back.
He felt his dick grow larger and larger as more guys pressed against his ass.
Then he woke up. He looked down at the puddle of sperm in his hand, then quickly pulled his boxers back up and laid down to sleep.
by HornyGuy2 March 3, 2009
by dadouf January 11, 2002
Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.
spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.
by sean paul? June 2, 2003