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Wangsturbate 

A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.
I'm gonna wangsturbate furiously to dat pic!1111 WHOAMG!111a!
Wangsturbate by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004
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wangsturbate 

Slang for Masturbation, with replacing "mas" with "wang".
I feel like wangsturbating
wangsturbate by J* December 28, 2003

angsturbate

the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.
She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.
angsturbate by talonsage January 14, 2009

waynsturbate 

The act of hiking a mountain naked and masturbating at the top.
My buddy waynsturbated on every mountain within view of Anchorage.
waynsturbate by Waynker November 3, 2023

wangsterbation 

A censor bypass used on the gamefaqs forums usually by Luesers to bypass the censors who autoban Masterbation. The word was originally banned by Ceejus, even though that's all he does.
Man, I wangsterbated for 50 minutes last night. I AM A GOD.
wangsterbation by Morpheus August 1, 2004

wangsterbate 

Same as masturbate, but only used for males.
I wangsterbated to some porn yesterday.
wangsterbate by spikeboy March 28, 2004

Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.
'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'
Wanksturbate by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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