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wangsturbate 

Slang for Masturbation, with replacing "mas" with "wang".
I feel like wangsturbating
wangsturbate by J* December 28, 2003

angsturbate

the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.
She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.
angsturbate by talonsage January 14, 2009

waynsturbate 

The act of hiking a mountain naked and masturbating at the top.
My buddy waynsturbated on every mountain within view of Anchorage.
waynsturbate by Waynker November 3, 2023

wangsterbation 

A censor bypass used on the gamefaqs forums usually by Luesers to bypass the censors who autoban Masterbation. The word was originally banned by Ceejus, even though that's all he does.
Man, I wangsterbated for 50 minutes last night. I AM A GOD.
wangsterbation by Morpheus August 1, 2004

wangsterbate 

Same as masturbate, but only used for males.
I wangsterbated to some porn yesterday.
wangsterbate by spikeboy March 28, 2004

Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.
'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'
Wanksturbate by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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