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when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)
co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"
by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 04, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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