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when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)
co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"
by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 04, 2011
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