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wangsterbate 

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.
I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.
wangsterbate by Jack November 22, 2003

wangsterbate 

(verb)
To act like a Wangster.
Those wiggers just hang out at the mall and wangsterbate.
wangsterbate by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006

wangsterbate 

I wangsterbated to an avi of Devon.
wangsterbate by Fek December 14, 2003

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Wamsterbate 

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.
Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"
Wamsterbate by Palmertabs December 29, 2013

Wangsturbate 

A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.
I'm gonna wangsturbate furiously to dat pic!1111 WHOAMG!111a!
Wangsturbate by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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