It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)

Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.

schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

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Schloink

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

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schlobongalong

An extremely big penis

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big

schlobongalong by Bob Trat April 20, 2007

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Schlibbidy

A word coined by an anonymous Puerto Rican from Florida.

Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"

Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.

Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.

"There was a lot of schlibbidy happening at her place last night."

"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."

"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"

*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"

Schlibbidy by Mr. Schlibbidy February 24, 2022

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