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schlobbin’ 

to perform immaculate oral actions upon a phallice
Mrs. Rizzard you been schlobbin’ in tha thang?
schlobbin’ by anonymous March 11, 2025
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Schlobengrinder 

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.
Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010

schlogins 

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)
Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

Schloink 

To squeeze through, pass by barely.
He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.
Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

schlobongalong 

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big
schlobongalong by Bob Trat April 20, 2007

Schlibbidy 

A word coined by an anonymous Puerto Rican from Florida.

Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"

Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.

Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.
"There was a lot of schlibbidy happening at her place last night."

"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."

"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"

*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"
Schlibbidy by Mr. Schlibbidy February 24, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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