Schlabbin’ 

Hitting on females (preferably milfs) while absolutely obliterated trying to get them to buy shots for you

I was schlabbin’ around last night trying to get that milf to go home with me

Schlabbin’ by schlabbin’ king November 8, 2021

schrabbing 

The act of trolling in a similar vein to writer/director Rob Schrab. It is often done by asking a redundant question in response to something which includes the answer to the question.

That guy is schrabbing. I can't tell if he's serious.

schrabbing by Neutral Pirate Omicronian February 25, 2015

shlubbin 

1. One who is completely belligerent yet feel they can do anything normally.

"Dude, you're shlubbin, you can't drive home."

shlubbin by Marticusas October 14, 2007

Schwabbin 

When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.

"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."

"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"

Schwabbin by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease 

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.

Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008

Schwabbin 

When one is so cheap, they will settle for the discount crack whore instead of the full service call girl.

I was horny last night but did not have much money, so I wound up schwabbin it.

Schwabbin by Bobbyganoosh March 17, 2010

schlubbing 

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

schlubbing by Josh Tang January 23, 2005