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To do exactly what is the absolute best thing to do at the present moment in particular... Perfectly Executed Competence, Whether its minor or major... Or Past or Future situations... To put on... Put in work... Earn street credibility, Reliable, Clutch, Finesse, Swift.... Making the best of any and/or every opportunity.... Make a big drug sale... Complete a come up.... Getting a large amount of money... Paying Bills on time... Getting Rich... Getting richer... Gaining wealth... Can also be used to describe a victorious violent act or robbery... Winning a fight, Pop the bottle Pop off.... Match the energy of someone bringing violence or disrespect your way or your family/loved ones way.... To win.....
Guess what my nigga, I just made like 20 Grand easy, I had to perform.... Yo Son just disrespected me real crazy, so I had to Crunch him(beat him up), I had to perform... I got shot at last week by that nigga cross town, So I gripped up(got High powered weapons and ammunition), I had to perform' or I performed(Shot him back).... I just handled some buisness real quick and closed a great deal, I had to perform..... Yo my girl bailed me out of jail in the nick of time, she came through, she performed...... Micheal Jordan hit the game winner in 1998 versus the Utah jazz, He performed...
Perform by Kilogram Giovanni May 30, 2019
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Person 1: *writes your name all over their books*
Person 2: he really performs for me huh.

Person 1: *talks shit behind your back*
Person 2: that's obsessive. He really performs for me lmao.
Perform by Cervix diver December 18, 2021

Perform the Flag Salute 

A sexual act performed with a prostitute. Typically done in Monte Carlo after a night of gambling.
I put my last few francs down on a prostitute
Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute

perform a core dump 

Originating from IT roots, where it also refers to a less than pleasant prospect, to "perform a core dump" (in some marginally civilized, yet uncouth circles of urbanity) refers to the process of laboriously evacuating one's bowels - usually resulting in a hefty pile and dispersed shrapnel all over the porcelain scooter.
Dang, man! Did you have to come and perform a core dump at MY possy?!

To the mall security guard: "Dude, where's the jazz?! I urgently need to perform a core dump, or I might embarrass the shoppers!
perform a core dump by nafi November 5, 2007

Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance
I hope they invite me to that party, I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to get that invite
Perform a Max by ToeMax December 14, 2020

Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance
I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to feel loved
Perform a Max by ToeMax December 14, 2020

perform'nt 

Not functioning well or as expected. A play on words of "perform ain't" meaning it ain't performant.
"We are such a perform'nt team, we never win any of our matches."
perform'nt by sheepylolz November 18, 2023
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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