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Schloink 

A way of saying "masturbate" for men.
I am going to schloink when I get home.
I am schloinking it right now.
Schloink by SchloinkingIt January 8, 2024

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich 

schlonkied 

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe
peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?
schoink by imnotella April 9, 2021
Another swedish word for penis :)
"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"
Schlonk by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012
Originally a sound effect, eventually became a word that could mean anything.
I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like “shloink”. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.
Shloink by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018