schlobberknockered
schlobberknockered by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004
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Schlobberknockered
Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.
Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!
Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
Schlobberknockered by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006
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slobberknockered
1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.
2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.
2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.
1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.
2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.
2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.
slobberknockered by Abner July 3, 2006
Slobberknockered
When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
Slobberknockered by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
Slobberknockered
Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.
Slobberknockered by rhino77 February 10, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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