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It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)

Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.

schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

Words you can keep

Schloink

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

Related Words

schlogins • Schlonging • Schloink • schlongis • schlepinshamus • Schloagine • schlobians • Schlockinsoll • Schlodin • Schlogan

schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

schlongining by shwingybones May 13, 2022

schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

schmogin' bono by johnismerry April 1, 2023

schloinker

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

schloinker by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

Sluzen Schlogenz

A cross between Cunt and fuck x 1000 used as an adjective to describe someone

That woman over there is rude. Yeah she’s a real Sluzen Schlogenz

Sluzen Schlogenz by JHFMX September 15, 2019

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026