schlobongalong 

An extremely big penis

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big

schlobongalong by Bob Trat April 20, 2007

Schlongalongadongbong 

The act of smoking weed off of a long dong.

Did you see that insane schlongalongadongbong last night? The dong was smoking!

Schlongalongadongbong by cyberwar April 21, 2018

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng 

Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole

W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng by C00l_D00D69 February 10, 2022