schlubbing

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

schlubbing by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

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Slubbing

Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.

The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.

Slubbing by Ddymus May 11, 2021

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Shlibbing

this is used to express your feelings in any way shape or form

I will do the shlibbing on you
I feel like a shlibber
I will shlibble your mother

Shlibbing by Colonel Shlibbing October 21, 2019

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schrabbing

The act of trolling in a similar vein to writer/director Rob Schrab. It is often done by asking a redundant question in response to something which includes the answer to the question.

That guy is schrabbing. I can't tell if he's serious.

schrabbing by Neutral Pirate Omicronian February 25, 2015