Someone who doesn't be themselves around anyone. They try to hard to be liked and relate to you. You can tell they are fake because it seems like EVERYTHING they do is about trying to be liked.
(picture the people making those faces and things in brackets are thoughts)
Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(
Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:
Person 1: mmhmm
*Get the test back*
Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-
Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(
*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*
Person 1: mmhmm...
Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(
Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:
Person 1: mmhmm
*Get the test back*
Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-
Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(
*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*
Person 1: mmhmm...
by Definition Expert July 20, 2011
A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, Botox-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii! How are you!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
A fake meeting her victim:
Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!
Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!
by the-anomaly July 05, 2006
by sheispatheticx November 13, 2006
a person that has no feelings. someone who if you tell them you love them it means nothing to them. also they are the most neglecting people on earth.
a fake person would mimic emotion even at your death bed.
a fake person loves you no more than they love there favorite tv show.
the movie the matrix was based on fake people living in our world.
a fake person would mimic emotion even at your death bed.
a fake person loves you no more than they love there favorite tv show.
the movie the matrix was based on fake people living in our world.
real person: I will always love you
fake person: in one ear and out the other.
real person: why don't you care about me?
fake person: in one ear and out the other.
real person: why don't you care about me?
by epicmann July 09, 2011
by jenilee January 23, 2005
a person that ISNT REAL
they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life
they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life
person 1: i cant stand fakes
faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly)
mom: how was everything?
faker: i told you to shut up! (MEAN)
faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly)
mom: how was everything?
faker: i told you to shut up! (MEAN)
by iiZZY BiiZZY BELLY April 02, 2007
Someone who makes fun of someone for somethin important and thinks theyre cool but when someone big's around then theyre scared
Fake Girl: Shut up white boy you think ur cool but u aint!
Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him?
Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)
Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him?
Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)
by big nigga d February 08, 2010