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pokeathon 

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.
Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"
pokeathon by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011
Words you can keep

Porkathon 

James: 'Hi Oscar, what did you get up to at the weekend?'

Oscar: 'I went to New York to shag this girl I know'

James: 'I bet that was a real Porkathon'
Porkathon by Wigmire January 27, 2011
a porno marathon,watching porn for many hours straight.
man i did a pornathon last night and i swear i knocked out ten batches in 6 hours.
pornathon by sunspun May 23, 2004
A small stick or poker usually found on the ground of the smoke sesh used to poke ashes of marijuana out of the bowl.
Alex: Yo Phil can you find a pokerton on the ground?
Phil: Ya man I got u. *proceeds to pick up a little twig on the ground*
pokerton by Flip geebin August 30, 2021

Pokeytron 

A word used by a Youtuber called @brewstewfilms, specifically his father. It is also used by idiots that cannot pronounce Pokemon or Pokeyman.
What the fuck is it called?! Pokeytron?!
Pokeytron by George Hiffy October 28, 2023

poopathon 

a fantastic celebration of feces, bowel movements, and the act of defecation. this celebration is mostly taken place in japan and Germany where scat is a popular fetish. one person would squat down and release his bowels over another persons mouth or chest.
omfg poop on my chest.
hey wana go to the poopathon later tonight? bring lots of towels!!!!11 LOL
poopathon by gray786 January 21, 2006

Tokeathon 

A stoner sport. The rules are everyone tokes once a minute, everyminute for 30 minutes.
A real test of stamina. Not for the light headed.
"I invoked a tokeathon, now Im at lap 28 and i forgot how to use the bong!"
Tokeathon by thomas the toke engine January 27, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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