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Tokeathon 

A stoner sport. The rules are everyone tokes once a minute, everyminute for 30 minutes.
A real test of stamina. Not for the light headed.
"I invoked a tokeathon, now Im at lap 28 and i forgot how to use the bong!"
Tokeathon by thomas the toke engine January 27, 2010
Words you can keep
The secret place where you go to smoke weed with your friends
We almost got caught smoking weed behind the house so we have to find a new tokation.
Tokation by BuzzOnBuzzOff October 6, 2009

Tokehontas

A sexy Native American woman who smokes weed.
His girlfriend is a Tokehontas, fucking bastard.
Tokehontas by Lifixs March 13, 2011

Tokehontas

1. A female species that enjoys smoking herbs and whatnot.
Ted:Oh that bitch over there, she likes dat dank shit!
Arnold: Yeah man, shes a real life Tokehontas.
Tokehontas by Ballsssssinyomouth February 20, 2009

pokeathon 

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.
Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"
pokeathon by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011

tokahontas 

Tokahontas is a female that inhales large amounts of cannabis through the day and into the night.
Tokahontas is a fully functional cannabis connoisseur that tokes cannabis 24/7 and also works at their profession, or creative job under the spiritual influence of cannabis
Wow, that female tokes all day and does such great work! She's a real Tokahontas
tokahontas by Amanute Rollfe January 13, 2016

Tomathonism 

I have Tomathonism.
Tomathonism by Tomathon June 11, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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