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Oh my fucking God, more dramatic version of omg
OMFG, this is some good shit hombre
by Crackity Jones June 30, 2002
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Melodramatic Chatspeak, often used by hormonally-deprived girls on AOL Instant Messenger. Means "Oh my Fucking God."
"OMFG! WTF?! I thohught u wur kidding!!1!11!eleventyone!1!"
by Oddz January 23, 2005
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Acronym for 'oh my fucking god'. Usually used as a more extreme version of omg.
Chatperson1: I lost my virginity last night.
Chatperson2: OMFG! That's awesome!

Chatperson1: I just beat the shit out of that ugly whore Nancy Hill
Chatperson2: OMFG XD your my idol!

Chatperson1: I FUCKING HATE YOU.
Chatperson2: OMFG, where is this coming from?
by Epic Tragedy January 29, 2005
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a handy mnemonic for remembering the ingredients of a greek salad
OMFG: Olives, Mayo, Feta, Garlic.
by Lt. Handjob September 09, 2005
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OMFG is a more dramatic version of OMG, (Oh my fuckin god) it can also refer to another meaning: Oh my forgiving god
OMFG!
Guy 1: hey dude have you seen my new car? it's fucking amazing
Guy 2: yes, OMFG that's one nice car indeed
by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 26, 2012
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Acronym for 'oh my fucking goldfish' (instead of 'oh my fucking god') used by more religious people.
omfg!!! Matt! Jenny! You have to see this!
by tik_oukla May 11, 2008
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