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Short for "I would fuck her". The yes response to wouldya.
Guy #1: Hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. Wouldya?

Guy #2: Yeah, I would.
by Big Papi February 02, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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When you see a girl that you'd fuck.
EX 1:
(girl walk by)
Guy: I would
Guy2: Sick, I wouldn't.
by Nadsafs March 14, 2009
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short for 'i would have sex with them.' more often used in a jokey sense
'You look really hot today. I would'

*man sees good looking girl walk past* 'I would.'
by I would. September 17, 2006
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A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:
Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT
Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard
Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick
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May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"
by WhichAlias August 14, 2019
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May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"
by WhichAlias August 14, 2019
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