Pokephone

The once glorious instrument, which, similar to the bajigaphone, is a circuit bent instrument. It's sounds are both confusing and mind-blowing.

Listen to that pokephone go, man! Definitely the trippiest music known to mankind.

by t-biggums May 17, 2009

pokewhore

A girl who sells herself for Pokemon cards

Taylor gave Jim a blowjob for his rare Charizard Pokemon card. Taylor is a pokewhore.

by Packitandwhackit69 July 5, 2015

Pocophone

Pocophone is a smartphone brand that belongs to Xiaomi.

Person 1: I just got my first iphone, I'm pretty sure it's better than your Pocophone!
Person 2: stfu poco better

by pocox3bestsmartphone July 14, 2021

Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.

I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.

by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

Pokephile

People who are sexually and/or emotionally attracted to Pokemon on an intimate level. They may be straight, homo or bisexual, and also may or may not be attracted to normal animals as well.

Someone who loves their Pokemon on an intimate level. We may be Pokephiles, but you have no right to judge us.

by Treeterra October 1, 2008

Pokepwned

To be completely destroyed in a Pokemon battle either by continuous critical hits and type advantage, or by brute strength.

I was inexperienced when I battled the Elite Four, and they POKEPWNED me!

by Bryan Reier September 3, 2005

Pokeposer

A person who claims to be "totally in love" with or a fanatic of Pokemon, but when asked to name their favorite pokemon defaults to a "safe" pokemon such as Squirtle, Pikachu, etc.

"Hey, did you have fun on your date?"
"Nah."
"Why not?"
"He was a total pokeposer. Said his favorite pokemon was Charizard."

by Aislynn Slater March 12, 2008