pokeaholic

someone who constantly is poking people on facebook

Brittany is a pokeaholic, she pokes me 5 to 7 times a day

by i_lost_the_game March 30, 2010

Potaholic

Pot•a•hol•ic
Pŏt'ä'hôlĭk/pot-uh-HAW-lik

A habitual user of marijuana.

Containing or related to a person "addicted" to consuming or smoking marijuana on a daily basis. Usually multiple times a day due to stress or any reason they feel necessary. The person feels it is completely normal to have this habit.

A person who would be defined a stoner, pothead, or burnout.

Etymology
Back formation from alcoholic

Antonym
Straight edge

1. Mary: "I don't know how you wake up ad smoke right away."

Jane: "You know i'm a potaholic!"
stoner pothead burnout reefa cheefa}

2. Mary: "Billy Bob looks blazed again."

Jane: "He must be a potaholic..."

baked blazer high

3. Mary: "Sam is so uptight!"

Jane: "He would probably relax if he was a potaholic."
chief master green fiend rasta man

4. Potaholics accross America are fighting for legalization of canibus.

marijuana pot bud weed ganja reefer

5. Mary: "You smoke a lot!"

Jane: "Meh, i'm a potaholic."
weed head toker smoker your local rabbi cheech chronically baked

6. Mary: "The most laid back people you will ever meet are potaholics."

Jane: "That's so true! They are the most easy going people."
snoop doggspace cowboy chief master my friend, indeed

by sunshinebella September 19, 2016

pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn

The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.

by Nevin October 15, 2003

Pornaholic

A person addicted to viewing pornography.

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."

by nat.noir March 2, 2015

pokaholic

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.

Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.

by oibeachnc December 15, 2008

Popaholic

A person addicted to pop

Me: Carter are you a Popaholic
Carter: yes especially Mountain Dew. Always do the dew

by iRaptor007 December 17, 2019

Poserholic

Name for somebody who deliberately takes photos with their drink in their hand, most common in teenagers who want to show that they were allowed to drink and getting drunk. Acting like its really cool to be off your face.

Teen 1: Pfft! Omg Dean is such a Poserholic look at him with two beers in each hand, bet he thinks hes the shit HAHA!

Teen 2: I'd say i was at the party and that was my freaking drink he was holding!

by Ab Fab March 26, 2009