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Pokeaphobia

1) The fear of poking someone on Facebook or the fear of being poked by someone on Facebook.
2) The fear that poking someone of like gender implies your sexual preference
Stanley's Pokeaphobia prevented him from poking Jagger on Facebook.
by BHJ1911 September 29, 2010
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Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.
I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.
by Kermit-K July 13, 2016
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Phoneaphobia

People that have a phobia with others touching or using their phone because of contamination. Afraid of contracting germs from other touching their cell phone. Like a germaphobe through cell phone sharing.
Emmalee will not let anybody use her cell phone. She is such a phoneaphobe.

Emmalee has phoneaphobia, she won't let anybody use her phone, for fear she'll get germs.
by Baileetwinklesemmajazzy December 11, 2009
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podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.
Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.
by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011
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popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.
I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.
by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008
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Pikeyphobia

an extreme fear of the tribe known as pikeys this form of scum live in small herds carring weapons and constantly moving they should be shot on sight if possible. this fear is perfectly normal if you live near a pack of these. just stay inside for a while or gather a mob and begin a territory war with these freeloading scumbags. i did this myself and now my garden is mine once more.
man with pikeyphobia:some pikeys moved in nearby

pikey basher:let me gather my deodorant and some water and theyll be gone by sundown

pikey basher2:ill go get my 9mm, time for some pikey bashing!!!!
by Jamie125 May 31, 2007
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Poopaphobia

John has a serious case of poopaphobia so every taco Tuesday, he has to make a special stop at home.
by Twannerism September 7, 2013
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