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Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.
I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.
Poképhobia by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

Phoneaphobia 

People that have a phobia with others touching or using their phone because of contamination. Afraid of contracting germs from other touching their cell phone. Like a germaphobe through cell phone sharing.
Emmalee will not let anybody use her cell phone. She is such a phoneaphobe.

Emmalee has phoneaphobia, she won't let anybody use her phone, for fear she'll get germs.

podaphobia 

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.
Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.
podaphobia by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011

popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.
I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.
popaphobia by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008

Pikeyphobia 

an extreme fear of the tribe known as pikeys this form of scum live in small herds carring weapons and constantly moving they should be shot on sight if possible. this fear is perfectly normal if you live near a pack of these. just stay inside for a while or gather a mob and begin a territory war with these freeloading scumbags. i did this myself and now my garden is mine once more.
man with pikeyphobia:some pikeys moved in nearby

pikey basher:let me gather my deodorant and some water and theyll be gone by sundown

pikey basher2:ill go get my 9mm, time for some pikey bashing!!!!
Pikeyphobia by Jamie125 May 31, 2007

Poopaphobia

The fear of taking a shit in public restrooms
John has a serious case of poopaphobia so every taco Tuesday, he has to make a special stop at home.
Poopaphobia by Twannerism September 7, 2013
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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