swear

When someone doesn't believe what you just said. Sort of like "No way!"

Math teacher: "You can use any notes you take in this class on the test."
Student: "Swear!"

by daphoneplayer September 9, 2018

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Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by udusers1 July 9, 2011

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when something is weird or funny and you sont have anything to say, you just point and say swear! swear this, omg swear that.

or it can be used like the world "seriously"

seeing someone walking across the street in something the shouldnt be wearing, you would be like swear! .. like seriously? are they being serious?

by Donna-lou January 22, 2008

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Any word that a person says when they can't think of anything intelligent to say

BEEP $#!T son of a Mother !#$* (This person has just hit their thumb with an hammer and can't think of any thing intelligent to say

by INTelligent October 7, 2003

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Word that makes your sentence mean something, and actually prove a point.

Using a swear to impose damage on anothers ego.

"Your dumb" = Bad Comeback
"Fuck you cracka, you dont know shit" = Good Comeback

"Go away ugly" = Little Girl Comeback
"Piss off bitch, im tired of lookin at
yo ugly ass face" = Excellent Comeback

"Please leave, you bother me." = Worthless comeback
"Fuck off cunt sucker, you piss me off and you smell like a fuckin Fat Girls twat." = Smooth operator

by DuckMuncher June 12, 2006

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