swear

When someone doesn't believe what you just said. Sort of like "No way!"

Math teacher: "You can use any notes you take in this class on the test."
Student: "Swear!"

by daphoneplayer September 09, 2018

swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by udusers1 July 10, 2011

swear

when something is weird or funny and you sont have anything to say, you just point and say swear! swear this, omg swear that.

or it can be used like the world "seriously"

seeing someone walking across the street in something the shouldnt be wearing, you would be like swear! .. like seriously? are they being serious?

by Donna-lou January 23, 2008

swear

Any word that a person says when they can't think of anything intelligent to say

BEEP $#!T son of a Mother !#$* (This person has just hit their thumb with an hammer and can't think of any thing intelligent to say

by INTelligent October 07, 2003

swear

Word that makes your sentence mean something, and actually prove a point.

Using a swear to impose damage on anothers ego.

"Your dumb" = Bad Comeback
"Fuck you cracka, you dont know shit" = Good Comeback

"Go away ugly" = Little Girl Comeback
"Piss off bitch, im tired of lookin at
yo ugly ass face" = Excellent Comeback

"Please leave, you bother me." = Worthless comeback
"Fuck off cunt sucker, you piss me off and you smell like a fuckin Fat Girls twat." = Smooth operator

by DuckMuncher June 11, 2006

swear

fuck
ass
damn
hell
shit
bastard
bitch
crap
All racist words.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

swear

(verb) when someone thinks they're SO much better than others; someone who is conceited and vain, and definately wants others to notice.

"that girl so swears on her outfit"
or
"she so swears! look at the way she's walking!"

by phoebe h. November 22, 2005