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A small stick or poker usually found on the ground of the smoke sesh used to poke ashes of marijuana out of the bowl.
Alex: Yo Phil can you find a pokerton on the ground?
Phil: Ya man I got u. *proceeds to pick up a little twig on the ground*
pokerton by Flip geebin August 30, 2021
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Pokestoned 

Adjective describing the state of pure, magical, unconstrained and unconditional love and joy while partaking in Pokemon related activities to the point where your friends, family, and those around believe you to be on drugs - while in reality, you are not.
Look, Phil and James are so pokestoned - they're crying at 'Pikachu's Goodbye'!

Povertonian 

Someone living in poverty. Used to describe poverty stricken people.
I can see, from my evidence, that Africa has a large density of povertonians in rural areas.
Povertonian by WikiWizard September 25, 2018

pokertunity 

with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!
pokertunity by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

pookerton 

it's like pookie, but a lot cuter
they can be found in the village of pookers
she's such a silly cute pookerton omg i wanna fuck her
pookerton by pgtdani February 21, 2024

pookerton 

the male version of a pookie, which can also be known as a cock sucker, a ghetto white girl who is a waste of space, a baby born out of wedlock, a pussy, a man who looks a lot like a turtle, a homophobic man who also happens to be gay, or your significant other OR bff. can also be used for smoking crack or meth
wow my pookerton is so sexy and he calls me pookie.

bro she was a pookie, that head was crazy.

that fucking ghetto pookie needs to die.

get out with you and your ugly pookie baby.

her pookie was TIGHT.

bro istg i thought it was a turtle but it was just a pookie.

bro he’s a pookie but tbh it’s a little sus to me.

omg i just love my pookie!!!
don’t forget the pookie i got the crack ready bro.
pookerton by cupcakekittyprincess2 August 16, 2024
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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