pokerton

A small stick or poker usually found on the ground of the smoke sesh used to poke ashes of marijuana out of the bowl.

Alex: Yo Phil can you find a pokerton on the ground?
Phil: Ya man I got u. *proceeds to pick up a little twig on the ground*

pokerton by Flip geebin August 30, 2021

Pokestoned 

Adjective describing the state of pure, magical, unconstrained and unconditional love and joy while partaking in Pokemon related activities to the point where your friends, family, and those around believe you to be on drugs - while in reality, you are not.

Look, Phil and James are so pokestoned - they're crying at 'Pikachu's Goodbye'!

Pokestoned by PrinceVegetasLover July 6, 2011

Povertonian 

Someone living in poverty. Used to describe poverty stricken people.

I can see, from my evidence, that Africa has a large density of povertonians in rural areas.

Povertonian by WikiWizard September 25, 2018

pokertunity 

an opportunity in poker.

with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!

pokertunity by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

pookerton 

it's like pookie, but a lot cuter
they can be found in the village of pookers

she's such a silly cute pookerton omg i wanna fuck her

pookerton by pgtdani February 21, 2024

pookerton 

the male version of a pookie, which can also be known as a cock sucker, a ghetto white girl who is a waste of space, a baby born out of wedlock, a pussy, a man who looks a lot like a turtle, a homophobic man who also happens to be gay, or your significant other OR bff. can also be used for smoking crack or meth

wow my pookerton is so sexy and he calls me pookie.

bro she was a pookie, that head was crazy.

that fucking ghetto pookie needs to die.

get out with you and your ugly pookie baby.

her pookie was TIGHT.

bro istg i thought it was a turtle but it was just a pookie.

bro he’s a pookie but tbh it’s a little sus to me.

omg i just love my pookie!!!
don’t forget the pookie i got the crack ready bro.

pookerton by cupcakekittyprincess2 August 16, 2024

Pokermon

A play on the word Pokémon, perhaps a misspelling that is very funny.

Accidentally searched Pokermon instead of Pokémon. I was not dissapointed.

Pokermon by IDontFuhKingKnow August 25, 2026