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pokerton

A small stick or poker usually found on the ground of the smoke sesh used to poke ashes of marijuana out of the bowl.
Alex: Yo Phil can you find a pokerton on the ground?
Phil: Ya man I got u. *proceeds to pick up a little twig on the ground*
by Flip geebin August 30, 2021
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Pokestoned

Adjective describing the state of pure, magical, unconstrained and unconditional love and joy while partaking in Pokemon related activities to the point where your friends, family, and those around believe you to be on drugs - while in reality, you are not.
Look, Phil and James are so pokestoned - they're crying at 'Pikachu's Goodbye'!
by PrinceVegetasLover July 6, 2011
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Povertonian

Someone living in poverty. Used to describe poverty stricken people.
I can see, from my evidence, that Africa has a large density of povertonians in rural areas.
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pokertunity

with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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pookerton

the male version of a pookie, which can also be known as a cock sucker, a ghetto white girl who is a waste of space, a baby born out of wedlock, a pussy, a man who looks a lot like a turtle, a homophobic man who also happens to be gay, or your significant other OR bff. can also be used for smoking crack or meth
wow my pookerton is so sexy and he calls me pookie.

bro she was a pookie, that head was crazy.

that fucking ghetto pookie needs to die.

get out with you and your ugly pookie baby.

her pookie was TIGHT.

bro istg i thought it was a turtle but it was just a pookie.

bro he’s a pookie but tbh it’s a little sus to me.

omg i just love my pookie!!!
don’t forget the pookie i got the crack ready bro.
by cupcakekittyprincess2 August 16, 2024
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pookerton

it's like pookie, but a lot cuter
they can be found in the village of pookers
she's such a silly cute pookerton omg i wanna fuck her
by pgtdani February 21, 2024
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