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pornathon
from the latin word "porn" meaning 2 or more adults engaged in sexual activities of various deviant nature (depending on what you pay for) and "athon" meaning at least 6 hours worth if you can hold out that long.
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pornathon • Porkathon • pornaphone • Pornathologist • pornaton • pornphones • pornaholic • Parathon Corporation • pernation • poonation
pornaholic
pornaholic by Nevin October 15, 2003
Pornythologist
Pornythologist by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009
Pornaholic
"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."
Pornaholic by nat.noir March 2, 2015
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pornotional items by Insuranceguy May 16, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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