fuckmarks

A class of non-gang related graffiti/tagging left by a fuckwad. Often resembling the scrawl of a young child, fuckmarks are distinguishable from street art in that they posses a distinct lack of creativity and artistic talent in both style and message.

In many cases involving fuckmarks, the the fuckwad, when confronted may be delusional and claim to be a talented artist in another large city such as New York or Los Angeles.

I walked down the alley this morning and it was full of fresh fuckmarks.

by urbanaffairs July 15, 2009

fuckmart

The big fucking department store that nearly everyone has been scammed by.

i need to run by fuckmart on the way home

by gergeono February 26, 2009

fuckarist/fuckerist

(noun) Any person(s) who practices and/or studies the arts of Fuckery.

A lifelong learner of all the deceits and various wickedness that come from fuckery, Betsy was truly a fuckarist/fuckerist to the core.

by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2021

fuckmas

What Disney and all other "child" orientated businesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'

At Eurodisney
DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 29, 2008

fuckarse

Term used to describe a person who is arrogant, unfavourable in personality, has the Gall but also loves man anus.

If you saw one, you'd say "My God you're a fuckarse!"

by elwar1 July 8, 2009

Urban Fucktards

The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth" or nasty sex acts that involve feces. Usually people who shouldn't have access to a computer anyway and are ruining UB for many people.

Did you see that UB definitions that was the same chick's name six or seven times and it was only about what a ho she was?

Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.

by Silverlock March 29, 2009

fuckmare

n. A horrible situation that seems like one cannot get out of it at the time.

A combination of the words "fucking" and "nightmare".

This traffic is a total fuckmare.

by MercuryX23 May 28, 2006