fuckmas

What Disney and all other "child" orientated businesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'

At Eurodisney
DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 29, 2008

fuckcaseygray

Fuckcaseygray is a term or hashtag used on social media to call out stolen valor frauds who lie about or embellish their military service. The individual will typically makes up war stories to gain sympathy, to feel important or to scam people out of money.

Did you see how that fraud claimed to be a CIA/FBI/SOF/RANGER/SEAL badass and when he was called out, he ran and filed emergency protection orders saying he was in fear someone would hurt him? Fuckcaseygray #fuckcaseygray

by Gatekeeper00 March 10, 2021

Funkmaster General

A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.

That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General

by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

fuckassery

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl

"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"

by illykay352 October 1, 2009

Fuckmance

1. Ardent, physical attachment or involvement between two people, usually focusing on sexual prowess, to the exclusion of all other traits or qualities. 2. Short-lived, intense, whirlwind relationship between two people who are incapable of contemplating any future beyond the next orgasm.

They're too busy enjoying their fuckmance to remember anyone else exists.

by lynlyn April 20, 2010

Necrospam Fuckass

A type of necromancer that don’t need actual skills because they are able to steamroll through any challenge and/or opponent(s) by spamming overpowered spells.

“That dungeon was so easy to get through. I didn’t even die once.”
“Yeah, it’s because you play a Necrospam Fuckass.”

by no smoking corner February 14, 2020

fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017