MAN

M= My
A= Annoying
N= Neighbor

A commonly used expression to express how annoying ones neighbor can be.
“Awww MAN is having another party!”
“MAN is playing Fortnite!”
What’s wrong?” Harold asked. “MAN cannot stop singing!” Sally responded
by Itsjadeyall June 11, 2018
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The inferior of the 2 sexes.
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
theres a man
man - testicles and penis
by jd February 19, 2005
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MAN: A CREDIT STEALER,VEIN,SELFISH,SCUMBAG,HATER,BITTER,EVIL,CONNIVING,LIAR,REVENGEFUL,DEFENSIVE,BIG,EATER,FRIDGE INHALER,EATS EVERYTHING,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR FIGURE,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR BOTOX,EVIL,BASTARD,DIES BEFORE YOU BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT 40 YEARS..AND ON A MAN BUDGET WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE.

MEN STEAL THE WORKPLACE,LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING,IF FOUND OUT GET SERIOUSLY FIRED FOR THEIR GAMES,AND PUT MORE ENERGY INTO THEIR STUPID ASS GAMES THEN WORK.
TRY TO PUSH WOMEN OUT WHEN THEY ARE ON MATERNITY LEAVE..MANIPULATIVE JERK OFFS
DO NOT TRUST A MAN.

A MAN WILL AGE YOU BEYOND BELIEF.

THEY SMELL BAD.

CHEAP DEODRANT.

ROUGH SKIN.

BAD ATTITUDES.

PATHOLOGICAL LIARS.

EVIL.

BALLS.
by LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR October 23, 2010
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MAN: AGEING PRODUCT ..DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN AGED SLUT BEFORE YOUR TIME..

WISDOM TEETH WILL FALL OUT..

HAIR WILL GROW IN FUNNY PLACES DUE TO MALNUTRITION AND BEATINGS
by thatmaintenancechicka October 23, 2010
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THE RULER OF THE WORLD

MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
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"MAN IS GOD MAN IS SMART"
by MAN HAS TAKEN OVER January 22, 2023
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One who possesses a gigantic torso, loves nature, the honeys, beer, marijuana, dancing, Marlboro Reds, whiskey, conquering, trouble to end, George Jones and fish.

Richard, Marsh, Dick, Dickard, Rich, Training Spiders, Wild Man Syndrome 101, Demon Chasing, Jungle Running.
MAN requires 48 gallons of water, 250 lbs. of red... barely dead meat, 60,000 grams of carbohydrates, the hunting of animals... (hands as weapons, mind as power, torso to initiate) and vast quantities of physical attention from females (preferably 75-127) to survive one day.
by sweet baby February 01, 2008
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Verb:To MAN is to carry out a task in "manly" fashion, be this anything from drinking a small cup of free ice tea or attending a long shift at work after several ecstacy tablets and or large quantities of alcohol, cannibis or ketamine.
"MAN it u dickshit!"-said to a person failing to drink more than 10 pints of lager.//
"Fukin' MAN it down"-said to a person drinking at a slow rate.//
"Lets go to the park and MAN"-said to fellow man when wishing to attend a public park for manly purposes.//
"Lay the MAN down"-To show a fellow person who is the 'boss' whether this be through brutal violence or sexual punishment.//
"MAN her!!! MAN her now!!!"-To embark in barbaric sexual activity without the said females consent.//
"Stop being a 'fanny', just MAN it out!"-Advising a peer to undergo an activity which appears extremely dangerous and/or unfavourable due to unusualy high level of intoxication from the aforementioned substaces.
by TEAM MAN December 08, 2006
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