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fuckmare 

n. A horrible situation that seems like one cannot get out of it at the time.

A combination of the words "fucking" and "nightmare".
This traffic is a total fuckmare.
fuckmare by MercuryX23 May 28, 2006
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fuckmare 

A base form of bestiality involving a decent-sized man, fucking an actual mare and hoping she feels something that doesn't make her kick him dead.
Last night with Mrs. Ed was a real fuckmare
fuckmare by Garbats August 30, 2017

fuckmare 

dreams…that when you wake up from them…you just feel shitty about yourself.


"Max: there should be a…a word…for dreams…that when you wake up from them…you just feel shitty about yourself.


ALICIA There’s not a word for that.


MAX Well they should make a word for that. F…fffffff….ffff…fuckmares."

-John Prescod, playwright, Reck


fuckmare by ngg921 July 3, 2008

fuckmart 

The big fucking department store that nearly everyone has been scammed by.
i need to run by fuckmart on the way home
fuckmart by gergeono February 26, 2009

fuckmarks 

A class of non-gang related graffiti/tagging left by a fuckwad. Often resembling the scrawl of a young child, fuckmarks are distinguishable from street art in that they posses a distinct lack of creativity and artistic talent in both style and message.

In many cases involving fuckmarks, the the fuckwad, when confronted may be delusional and claim to be a talented artist in another large city such as New York or Los Angeles.
I walked down the alley this morning and it was full of fresh fuckmarks.
fuckmarks by urbanaffairs July 15, 2009

fuckaree 

A very pleasant situation or experience that does not necessarily have anything to do with sexual activities.
"This was a complete fuckaree!" meaning "A greatly pleasing experience."
fuckaree by Jackie February 15, 2003

fuckware 

Fuckware is a program that is utterly crap,It could be a virus,Hack or any program that is bad.
forget it, this doesn't prevent people from downloading this fuckware.
fuckware by Jean Pierre Dalli November 12, 2006
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