fuckmart

The big fucking department store that nearly everyone has been scammed by.

i need to run by fuckmart on the way home

by gergeono February 26, 2009

fuckmaster 3000

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

fucktart

A dumb asshole.

In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.

by tutti12 April 8, 2011

fuckmarks

A class of non-gang related graffiti/tagging left by a fuckwad. Often resembling the scrawl of a young child, fuckmarks are distinguishable from street art in that they posses a distinct lack of creativity and artistic talent in both style and message.

In many cases involving fuckmarks, the the fuckwad, when confronted may be delusional and claim to be a talented artist in another large city such as New York or Los Angeles.

I walked down the alley this morning and it was full of fresh fuckmarks.

by urbanaffairs July 15, 2009

fuckmat

ah bed that has no frame or head board and sits on the floor and only is used for fucking.

This bitch sleeps on ah (fuckmat)

by house Ru August 31, 2012

fucktart

A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.

I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!

by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002

fuckmare

n. A horrible situation that seems like one cannot get out of it at the time.

A combination of the words "fucking" and "nightmare".

This traffic is a total fuckmare.

by MercuryX23 May 28, 2006