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fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017
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fucktart 

In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.
fucktart by tutti12 April 8, 2011

fuckmarks 

A class of non-gang related graffiti/tagging left by a fuckwad. Often resembling the scrawl of a young child, fuckmarks are distinguishable from street art in that they posses a distinct lack of creativity and artistic talent in both style and message.

In many cases involving fuckmarks, the the fuckwad, when confronted may be delusional and claim to be a talented artist in another large city such as New York or Los Angeles.
I walked down the alley this morning and it was full of fresh fuckmarks.
fuckmarks by urbanaffairs July 15, 2009
ah bed that has no frame or head board and sits on the floor and only is used for fucking.
This bitch sleeps on ah (fuckmat)
fuckmat by house Ru August 31, 2012

fucktart 

A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.
I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!
fucktart by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002

fuckmare 

n. A horrible situation that seems like one cannot get out of it at the time.

A combination of the words "fucking" and "nightmare".
This traffic is a total fuckmare.
fuckmare by MercuryX23 May 28, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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