A middle-aged man from the North East that has gone through an endless midlife crisis, who aspires to be just as much as a shitface as any other psychopathic devil. This Beta male thrives on taking
people to court, using steroids, covering up an unrecoverable receding hairline, and being a terrible
father. In most cases, this
narcissist feeds off of drama and alienates his children and exes to console his weak ego while looking good in front of the mirror. Generally, someone that builds a huge following as an inspiring social media influencer, but is a shitty person when off camera. They all know that they are gaslighting pussies, who are afraid of anyone 1-upping them, and are quick to manipulate their "enemy" by either playing the victim, or innocent when getting called out on their utter bullshit. They'
re often a
kiss-up when interacting with anyone who has called them out in the past, to act like a "nice
guy". It only takes about 2 days for them to show who they really are again, but not in the way you would think. He will tell you to do something in a nice way, but if you say you
don't want to, he won't stop pushing until you agree to do so, making him a control
freak. These morons
don't understand that having
people do
stuff for him constantly doesn't make him look responsible. It takes the approach of making him look like a bitch-ass, insecure, <i> fuckfake <i/> who has nothing better to do than create drama. These "creatures" are also known for their jealous behavior.