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To have an orgasm at the thought of being in a high-ranking position at one's job and getting filthy rich.
Mr. Karageorgis got so excited thinking about his salary increase and his paid vacation that Cheryl thought he was going to execulate.
execulate by pentozali September 9, 2010
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Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Rage Ejaculate 

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.
"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."
Rage Ejaculate by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate 

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.
Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

Ejaculater 

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.
Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.
Ejaculater by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015
N/V. To diminish one's femininity, by being more feminine, or by casting her in a more "masculine" light than she would wish.

The feminine version of "emasculate."

Noun, verb: efemulate. adj, efemulating
John Boy, I do believe that women here are angry with you because you efemulate them by being the prettiest diva in the room.

She didn't appreciate the efemulating effect that the chainsaw gave her when polite company was around.

I think grandma felt efemulated that I cooked dinner and then offered to wash the dishes.
efemulate by Professor reZz January 9, 2008
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