HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
by Duyaesfiuvlbas gisg February 28, 2019
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
by You want to know who wrote this that badly? February 21, 2006
Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
by mayahawkesgf:) March 13, 2023
The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?
Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.
by you want to know who wrote this that badly? June 01, 2005
1. The guy who never came back from the store
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues
1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back."
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
by That one depressed emo kid in April 01, 2020