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to smoke marijuana and get very high
man i am so cooked i just smoked an ounce doobie
by cody watier January 03, 2006
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
by Doja's simp April 09, 2021
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Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.
You're cooked, go home and go to bed.
by Hu Jia September 17, 2004
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a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.
Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.
by tvdropper December 02, 2016
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To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.
"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"
by myladythemistress January 18, 2010
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Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow
by williamwallacejd#7 September 19, 2010
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When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.
Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
by Darker_Tron_Man December 06, 2017
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