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Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.
You're cooked, go home and go to bed.
by Hu Jia September 17, 2004
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.
Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.
by tvdropper December 02, 2016
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To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.
"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"
by myladythemistress January 18, 2010
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Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow
by williamwallacejd#7 September 19, 2010
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When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.
Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
by Darker_Tron_Man December 06, 2017
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