execute

To promote to an executive position.

When I grow up, I want to be executed! Please execute me!

by Smith, Winston 6079 August 13, 2007

execute

To have sex or sexual activity with the opposite sex. Usually requires penetration. Foreplay, hand job, blow job, even anal doesn't count.

To complete the task of sexula penetration with the penis into the vagina.

I took her out to a nice dinner, cost me an ass load and she wouldn't let me execute at the end of the night. She just closed her legs!!

I got a hand job last night, but couldn't execute. She wasn't ready for me yet.

by oregon asian March 13, 2006

The Executive

Dropping a deuce in such spectacular form, as avoiding having to wipe at all.

I was running late this morning, but I was saved by "the executive".

by dirt dog October 18, 2011

Execution

The act of carrying out a death sentence, typically due to a major infraction of the law. This is most commonly done by injection of a deadly substance. Certain countries have public executions, public events where people are welcome to watch the executions of felons. The term is also associated with the murder of hostages at the hands of terrorists.

Terrorist groups usually videotape the execution of their hostages

by UnfunnyBob July 24, 2016

executive

Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."

Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

execution

The carrying out of something.

The event or occurance of a thing that is executed.

The execution of this software will result in a virus spreading all over the Internet.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

The Executive

The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".

Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."

by Urban Dictionary August 20, 2008