ejaculate

Modern definition: When someone's penis excretes semen during sex.

Older Definition: To shout
Modern: If you or your partner ejaculates during unprotected sex, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

Older: 'Wretched inmates!' I ejaculated, mentally, 'you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.'
-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

by Calliope April 10, 2007
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To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.
I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.
by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005
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An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.
Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.
by nilpferd July 19, 2003
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seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)
by Anonymous November 02, 2002
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a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation
Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)
by Tha JermiTT! June 27, 2004
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to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction
"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."
by J E Walker April 29, 2003
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After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.
by Headladn June 29, 2014
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