pentozali's definitions

do a foreign moment

To start speaking a foreign language that the person being addressed doesn't, or is not likely to, understand. Comes in very handy when you're trying to shake off panhandlers and other people with whom you don't to get involved.

A group of Arab kids came up to me and asked me if they wanted me to smoke a joint. I wanted to do a foreign moment, so I just told them, "nye govoryu po-angliyskiy!". That's Russian for "I don't speak English!".

by pentozali November 24, 2009

pundly

Describes the legs of an obese person that are very heavy in the thigh but quickly taper down to average girth or even thinner, like an inverted wine bottle. Pronounced "poondly", with a short "oo" as in "book".

With those pundly legs of hers, I wonder how Violeta can support all her 450 pounds?

by pentozali July 18, 2009

ouioui

How the French would spell: 1) one of our colloquial words for piss or 2) the act of pissing.

(In mock French accent): Monsieurs et mesdames, I have to go to ze chambre to ouioui!

by pentozali July 6, 2009

Udmurt

One of the most interesting minorities of Russia, this ethnic group speaks a Finno-Ugric language and has one of the most beautiful national anthems in the world. Their land is beautiful too---it's too bad hardly anyone knows about this area, because the tourist infrastructure there is in its infancy, and the russians have seemingly intractable security issues involving protecting their country against terrorists. Udmurtia's capital is Izhevsk, birthplace of the great composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

The people in that small village speak Udmurt.

by pentozali October 11, 2010

laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

by pentozali November 4, 2007

clewgarnet

Not a newly discovered gemstone but a word for: 1) one of the ropes found on a tall ship's yardarm; a sailor.

The clewgarnet sang: "...haul up the clewgarnets/Let tacks and sheets fly".

by pentozali April 8, 2006

New York method

The application of brute force to make an object budge or to pry it out of a tight container.

The ciecuit board got jammed in the grill from the air conditioner. Get the pliers, Mark. I think we'll need to use the New York method to get that sucker out!

by pentozali December 28, 2005