787 definitions by pentozali

emote

To be very emotional about a person, place, or thing. the word is a bugbear of grammar purists.

Every time Shirley goes to San Francisco, she'd emote about the hiking trails near the Presidio.

by pentozali October 18, 2006

encolded

Stuck at home because the weather outdoors is too cold to go outside.

Go outside? Today? You gotta be kidding---it's -10 degrees Fahrenheit! I'm encolded!

by pentozali December 3, 2009

epenthetic schwa

A schwa (represented by an upside-down lower-case "e" in dictionaries) inserted between two consonants to aid pronunciation. Czech and Armenian frequently use epenthetic schwas. "Epenthetic" means "inserted" and is pronounced "eh-pen-THET-ik".

The word "prst", which is Czech for "finger", has an epenthetic schwa between the "p" and the "r" and is pronounced "purrst".

by pentozali March 10, 2009

equiptonite

Inferior-quality guns, other weapons, radios, etc. issued to soldiers in the US Army. From EQUIPment + krypTONITE.

What's going on? We pukes only get the equiptonite! How are we supposed to fight this war?!

by pentozali March 25, 2008

essence of manhood

The thick, white fluid produced by an ejaculation; semen.

Oh, man, I really had a great fuck last night! I musta squirted my essence of manhood about ten times!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Ethyl

What a chemistry student might want to name one of his cats

Ethyl Salicylate, meet Vi Nyl!

by pentozali August 18, 2013

etl-betl

Pronounced "ettle bettle", these are the Yiddish words for the "cat's cradle" string figure known worldwide.

Bubbeleh, you want to learn etl-betl? Kim tzu mir, I'll teach you!

by pentozali February 13, 2013