pentozali's definitions

riddy

Ridiculous. What you say when you're too lazy to say the full word.

John, that Yoda mask is really meant for a kid, not an adult. It looks so riddy!

by pentozali November 19, 2007

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

folktard

One whose knowledge of international folk dancing is limited, for example, to square dancing.

_Let's give this hambo (Norwegian partner dance in waltz rhythm) a try.
_I don't know a mambo from a mambo. I must be a folktard.

by pentozali October 2, 2012

woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

Haul-A-TB

Bus or train full of ill, coughing and/or sneezing people. You never know what you're going to catch from them. It just might as well be TB!

Another ride on that Haul-A-TB and I can kiss all my sick leave goodbye!

by pentozali December 19, 2008

mut'eli

Pussy or cunt, in Georgian.

Tamara dzveli mut'eli aris. (Translation: Tamara is an old cunt>)

by pentozali August 2, 2010

Peck's Law

An unwritten law of physics that states that if an object is in free fall and you're trying to prevent it from dropping to the floor, it will always land far away from your hand.

Tried to catch that little Prilosec tablet. I don't see it anywhere; must've rolled under the bed. Peck's Law!

by pentozali April 26, 2010