pentozali's definitions

barfium

The mythical substance used as a polish for wooden floors, for instance gyms in high school and college, that smells like vomit.

Ugggh, what a stiiink! They must've just put barfium on the gym floor!

by pentozali January 13, 2008

sailor

A person who sails the oceans. This word is used to replace the word "seaman", the latter word sounding suspiciously like a certain viscous bodily fluid.

Uh, John, don't call Mr. Davidenko a "seaman", call him a "sailor". "Seaman" doesn't sound so nice.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

gutterfinger

What happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting "between the cracks" of the keys. A play on "butterfinger" and "gutterball", and the dictionary meaning of "gutter".

Why do I keep on getting "ansewr" for "answer"? It must be my gutterfinger!

by pentozali July 25, 2007

cuzzy

A dried blob of nasal mucus.

Stop rolling that cuzzy around in your fingers! That's gross!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

zelliges

The ornate mosaic tile work one finds in Moroccan restaurants and in Morocco itself.

Beautiful! It must have cost a fortune to put up those zelliges in this restaurant!

by pentozali April 13, 2006

Drac

To stifle a cough, sneeze, throat-clearing, burp, or vomit reflex in your inner sleeve. Resembles Dracula furling or unfurling his cape.

Hey buddy, Drac that sneeze, will you? I don't want your effing cold!

by pentozali October 17, 2013

cugly

Cute and ugly at the same time, for instance, bats, mice, rats, some kinds of owls, and of course human beings.

I think bats are cugly.

by pentozali March 27, 2008