Procda 

A legendary M41 warrior, strong christian beliefs, wierd dress sense.

Intent on annoyance, his persistant gimmicks can drive any normal person insane.

Walks round trafford centre with no pants on for joke.

Comes to fancy dress party dressed as a snail (dances on all fours in true snail style)

Procda by Anon November 26, 2004

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.

Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.

procatstinate by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.

PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007