When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.
Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...
Person 2: So go.
Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.
Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.
Person 2: So go.
Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.
Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.
by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010
Get the Procrapstination mug."procrapstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and I would probably be able to get more work done" -Frederick Douglas
by Leeskeez July 7, 2011
Get the Procrapstination mug.The act of deferring bowel movement for an extended period. Usually seen in people I who have to attend long events at places other than one's own home. Typically results in constipation of varying degrees and is almost always evident with increased anal venting. Examples of events that might invite procrapstination are multi-night stays at a relative's house and camping.
I fell victim to my own procrapstination this weekend working as a camp counselor. Those in-cabin stalls aren't places of free expression of excretory sounds and smells.
by AnneRKee666 March 12, 2017
Get the Procrapstination mug.Procrapstination is when you have shitty excuses for why your delaying things. Like u have cleaned all the house but one room. Saying you don’t know where to start. …. When u should just grab the crap and move it out and start over. Like u did in all the other rooms. Or I have 5,000$ but I can’t pay u the 100$ because I have to live within my means of what I get paid weekly and u need to wait til next week when I get paid. Procrapstination The art of giving people lots of bs excuses. In order to prolong why u have not done something.
Mom. You have procrapstination, your willing to do other things but not willing to do the same thing over there.
Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.
Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.
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Get the ProCrapstination mug.by Arm August 19, 2004
Get the procrastination mug.Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
by Hayter December 1, 2009
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