procrapstinate 

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.

Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.

procrapstinate by Gnarwall April 19, 2011

Procrapstinate 

When you really have to take a crap but refuse to in order to do other fun stuff thats going on.

I was on a 13 kill streak in COD and suddenly I had to shit real bad, but i had to procrapstinate so I could finish the round.

Procrapstinate by Jizzlemcdizzle July 9, 2011

procrapstinate 

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.

procrapstinate by Flurgewhipple August 23, 2017

Procrapstinate 

When you should be doing something else but instead you're sitting on the toilet and both legs are asleep.

Wyatt should've been working, but he would procrapstinate instead.

Procrapstinate by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009