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1. What a drug dealer metaphorically open's up every morning when he get's his first phone call.

2. The place the police take you when they close down YOUR 'shop'.

1. Dealers Friend: "You should 'shut up shop' for a few days and come snowboarding with me."
Dealer: "Sorry man, bizznaz is bizznaz. Can't leave my client's hanging."
Dealers Friend: "Just get someone to take over the 'shop' for you."
Dealer: "Man my 'shop' is too hard an operation for anyone else to handle."

2. "Man I got taken down to the 'cop shop' for questioning. They're onto me.

by Diego August 16, 2003

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Informal slang verb for reporting someone to the police.

If he doesn't stop harassing me, I'm gonna shop him.

by Kit N May 7, 2017

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Slang word for weed. Comes from the shopping carts used to get to Platform 9 3/4 from Harry Potter.

Victoria: Do you have shop?

Ayana: Yea I was just about to go shopping

by Spag Creator June 11, 2020

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To alter a picture with PhotoSHOP or Paint SHOP Pro, normally in a ridiculous way and adding Internet characters and a catchy line.

Hey, take this pic and shop it into cockmongler.

This picture has been clearly shopped.

by Darxide February 22, 2005

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verb. Slang for Photoshopping. To produce a forged image that appears to be a real photograph by using Photoshop or similar image-editing software. Typically used to refer to the creation of a "celebrity fake", where a celebrity's picture is modified to appear naked and/or engaging in sexual/embarrasing behavior.

"Did you see that picture of Paris Hilton eating a banana? Somebody should shop that!"

"Sarah Palin got shopped - they put her head on a rifle-shooting bikini babe."

by PsyPhi May 12, 2010

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