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You need a pretty procake computer to run that!
procake by jkfasjkl February 22, 2009
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promcakes 

Promcakes is a noun and/or description of whatever you are currently desiring or searching for. When on a quest, your ultimate goal is your "promcakes." An important grammatical note: Promcakes is always plural (i.e. Promcake is not a thing).
(Searching for place to shower) : "Excuse me sir, do you have promcakes here?"

(When desiring your mom's spaghetti) : "Dude, I could totally go for some promcakes right now."

Precakesberryshagiving 

Every November 22nd we celebrate Finland's grace in oneself. However, if you are a Jehovah's witness this holiday instead spent celebrating Benjamin's Franklin's innovations in correlation to the $100 bill, and finding that value within oneself (Jehovah's witnesses do NOT 🙅 ♀️ FUCK with Finland(They are banished))
I cant wait for November 22nd and celebrate Precakesberryshagiving! Cannot wait to find Finland's grace inside of me. FUcking love Finald!!!

Precakesberryshagiving 

Every November 22nd, we celebrate Finland's grace in oneself. However, if you are a Jehovah's witness, this holiday is instead spent celebrating Benjamin Franklin's innovation in correlation to the $100 bill, and finding that value within oneself (Jehovah witnesses do NOT 🙅 ♀️ FUCK with Finland (They are Banished))
Hey! I cant wait to see Estella this Precakesberryshagiving! I fucking love Finland!!!
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026