procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

Procasturbation 

To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.

Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.

Procasturbation by forrealz69 March 31, 2010

Procasturbation 

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

Procasturbation by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

procasturbation 

Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.

I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.

procasturbation by huffalo September 19, 2006

Procasturbation 

Being to lazy to masturbate, so you put it off until tomorrow.

Last night I was way to tired to masturbate, so I proctasturbated. This procasturbation is an issue.

Procasturbation by Eddiecat October 21, 2017

Procasturbation 

When you take too long debating if you should rub one out or not and you end up falling asleep.

Last night's procasturbation session did not allow me to get a good night's sleep

Procasturbation by Tonka Hut December 22, 2019

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003