543 definitions by Anon

Top Definition
A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
by anon June 26, 2004
Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
by Anon May 06, 2003
Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.
"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"
by Anon January 02, 2004
To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'
by anon May 22, 2004
A trite political statement painted on someone else's property
Banksy commits vandalism
by anon October 15, 2012
What might at first sound like a compliment but could/should really be taken as an insult when considered in its entirety.
The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.
by Anon April 19, 2005
A British name for a vagina
I smashed that girls clunge good and proper.
by anon June 17, 2006

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