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an elephant and a camel meet on a road:
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?
The camel pauses for a mimute....
Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?
The camel pauses for a mimute....
Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...
by yogos July 21, 2006
there is a rooster on 1 side of the river and a cat on the other, the roosters food is on the cats side and the cats food is on the roosters side
the rooster flies over to the cats side and the cat tries to jump across...
the cat falls in
the moral of this joke is wherever there is a satisfied cok, the is a wet pussy
the rooster flies over to the cats side and the cat tries to jump across...
the cat falls in
the moral of this joke is wherever there is a satisfied cok, the is a wet pussy
by c0ksoaker June 23, 2009
by Savino biotch April 9, 2005
A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:
dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."
son: "Dad, i'm over here."
dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."
son: "Dad, i'm over here."
by lilangel4eva September 24, 2009
by tyler mccaffery January 9, 2009
A juxstapostion, whether internal (joke includes elements co-existing in an unlikely way) or external (subject or structure of joke creates tension between joke and common reality of listener) intended to arouse amusement.
by respectabiggle August 24, 2005