procd 

One who is completely obsessed with how their profile looks. Commonly referring to someone who spends a lot of time on AIM.

Person 1: Wow, her pro is really cool lately!
Person 2: It better be. She's really procd!

procd by volleyballgrl October 7, 2008

procd 

an adjective describing someone who is completely and utterly obsessed with how their AIM profile looks

Kim: Wow, Mindy's pro looks awesome!
Natasha: That's because she's procd. She worked on it for 3 frickin hours.

procd by blue eyed angel October 31, 2008

prOCD

ProCD is a conjunction of 'professional' and 'OCD' (obsessive compulsive disorder). It describes a person that is hyper-organized at work in a positive sense.

1: 'Dang bro, the lab is way more organized (and less likely to explode) since you hired that prOCD shorty Veronica'

2: 'All them DJs at Club Champagne love the way the booth is set up since you hired that proCD tech Veronica'

3:

VERONICA: 'All the rubber bands in the stash house are now color coded now so we dont mix the 'purple pleasure' with the 'big gigantic'....

BIG JIM: 'Dang Veronica, that there is prOCD work. Keep that up and pretty soon we'll have you working corners.'

proCD by MOPOROBBIE - 06/04/26

prOCD by moporobbie June 4, 2026

super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

super quantum unit intel processor by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

Trust The Process 

Basically carrying out a long term task or goal to end with a nice outcome, even if there are hiccups or mistakes made before that good outcome.

P1: I’m in the process of making and art piece, but right now it looks like shit

P2: Just Trust The Process. It’ll turn out better later.

Trust The Process by picckledissection November 28, 2019