Procasterbating
Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007
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procasterbating
Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny
Dude 2: So what did you do?
Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating
Dude 2: So what did you do?
Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating
procasterbating by Ragga man October 16, 2010
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Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003
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procrasterbating
1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'
procrasterbating by Danp February 1, 2007
Procrasterbating
Procrasterbating by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010
Procastibating
When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.
Procastibating by edumacator February 12, 2007
poocrasterbating
Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.
Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.
Tanya: What's that?
Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.
Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.
Tanya: What's that?
Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.
poocrasterbating by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011
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