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procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.
procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014
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PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.
PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

procaffination 

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.
Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.
procaffination by Rikstir February 5, 2014
Word of the Day on June 5, 2017

procaffeinated 

To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!
I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.
procaffeinated by fyregoose! April 22, 2014

procaffinator 

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea
I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee
procaffinator by madel97 April 29, 2016

procaffinate 

To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.
I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.
procaffinate by Captain Nimbus September 2, 2013

procaffenating 

(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
I am procaffenating with my project starts until I am shaking and twitching.
procaffenating by Argonator February 4, 2016
Word of the Day on February 25, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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