Knobis

A person who is an absolute dickhead and disgustingly so. A person who is a knob and a khobis.

F-Bomb: Yo Moon, you're a knob.
A-Gyal: Yo Moon, you're a khobis.
Moon: I am indeed a Knobis.

by jibcheese January 21, 2017

Knoby

The act of going into the Knobs and smoking illicite substances.

I can't wait for that Knoby after school.
"Hey John you want to go on a Knoby with me and Mike?"
Dude ill call you back im on a Knoby.

by Christian Barille February 20, 2010

Joff Knobie

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

Knobis Poopis

The act of giving oral sex to one while that person takes a Dingis Poopis. (see Dingus Poopis)

Did you hear what Cloe did to Bryan last saturday? I heard she gave him a crazy Knobis Poopis.

by cristophertroy November 23, 2010

obi-wan knobie

the best jedi in all of internet history

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular

by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

Knobies

To give oral sex to a male; Slang for "giving head"
Pronounced: NOB-EE-S

That girl gave good knobies!

by snowflakee January 5, 2010

knobiness

A person who exudes that he/she is a total knob. A knob being someone who is a cyber geek.

"We (us three) appreciate your knobiness! Is that a word???(it is now)"

by Miss Brackets June 23, 2006