Knobies 

To give oral sex to a male; Slang for "giving head"
Pronounced: NOB-EE-S

That girl gave good knobies!

Knobies by snowflakee January 5, 2010

Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

Joff Knobie by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

Knobis 

A person who is an absolute dickhead and disgustingly so. A person who is a knob and a khobis.

F-Bomb: Yo Moon, you're a knob.
A-Gyal: Yo Moon, you're a khobis.
Moon: I am indeed a Knobis.

Knobis by jibcheese January 21, 2017

Knobsessed 

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010

obi-wan knobie 

the best jedi in all of internet history

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular

obi-wan knobie by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

kobies 

synonym: babies/children

I will have to pick up the kobies from school today.

Did you feed the koby?

kobies by lpaper February 10, 2010

Koobies 

A word that can mean literally fucking anything

Samson: this shit got me fucked up
Nathan: koobies man

Koobies by Sackrubber23 March 18, 2023